What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:25
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Make Nazis afraid again!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Do you want to have an XXX chat?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
What are some cute stories with your crush?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.